RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)

Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!

by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016

Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016

Redneck Cry

The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.

After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!

by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018

Redneck Bob

A crackhead from Dimmsdale, California. Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.

Hey Redneck Bob, perpskerp or hootnanny?

by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020

Redneck Kiss

The act of lighting another's cigarette with your own cigarette while each others cigarettes are in each other's respective mouth's

Guy1: (Unlit cigarette in mouth) Dude I forgot my lighter
Guy2: (Lit cigarette in mouth) Don't worry I can redneck kiss you
(cigarette tips touch)
(cigarette lights)
Guy1: Thanks bro

by Krimson_bloodrayne January 6, 2014

redneck limo

A couch tied down to a pick up truck using the most basic tools, I.e. 350 cord and a few straps. Seat belt optional.

John: hey, did you see those idiots Kaynen and Tyler riding in that redneck limo?
Nick: yeah, I was hoping theyd fly out, morons.

by John wicket October 30, 2015