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Getting A Randy

It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.
The old guy is ready for Getting A Randy.
by ar-15&longdong February 10, 2021
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randy

Slang for a random person. Can be substituted for "rando".
If another randy shows up at this party I think we're gonna have to peace.
by bag92 June 9, 2019
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Randy

Entry: Randy (noun) Pronunciation: /ˈrændi/
Definition: Lacking civil discourse, Randy is a term used to describe someone who is combative and often derails conversations. They have a tendency to point out flaws and engage in illogical arguments with a condescending tone. Randy is often oblivious to their own pompous conduct and can be a source of discomfort in social situations. This behavior is not limited to online interactions and can extend to the workplace, where Randy may assert a misplaced sense of superiority, practice unethical conduct, and adopt bullying tactics. Randy’s behavior can make conversations unnecessarily combative and sour.

The phrase “stop acting like a Randy” is often used to discourage such behavior.
1. "Rather than fostering constructive discussions, here comes a Randy to disrupt the community’s purpose by imposing their opinion as superior to everyone else’s."

2. "There’s always that one Randy who makes things sour when someone genuinely asks a question or shares their thought process and experience. Show support or keep your negativity to yourself."

3. "John was being a total Randy at the dinner party, derailing discussions with his condescending arguments and refusal to consider other perspectives."

4. "Seriously, Mike needs to drop the 'Randy' act at work. His condescending tone and superiority complex are making collaboration impossible."

5. "Jessica needs to chill with the 'Randy' attitude. Always practicing unethical stuff at work, thinking karma won’t hit back. It’s not a good look."

6. "Alex’s becoming the resident 'Randy' with his constant belittling and dismissive behavior."

7. "Laura’s giving major 'Randy' energy today – acting like she’s above it all. Karma’s got plans, and they usually involve a reality check."
by RiffRaff101 January 28, 2024
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dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...
Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.
by Dandified August 6, 2022
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Randy

A name of greatness. In Urban Legend it is said, if you want your child to be GREAT! Name them Randy. If you want your child to be twice as great, name them Randy Randy. And, finally, if you want your child to be Thrice Great, name them Randy Randy Randy.
My name is Randy. It's not short for anything. My parents were into the RAND research foundation's iPhone app so they added a "Y" to the end of it.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
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Dirty Randy

When your wife buys brand name potato chips so you make her return them. Then while she's out, you jero off to Fox News.
Doritos!? I'm so mad I'm about to go Dirty Randy mode!
by Fart Maniac June 14, 2023
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Randi

A women who sucks her son's friend's dicks
Chaitanya's mom is a randi
by Asfjdrj December 19, 2021
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