green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.

Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.

by K-Trailer December 2, 2010

Green Joe

boner

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe

by greenjoe June 9, 2010

Frating green

The shade of green which is supposed to make you feel comfortable in hospitals, industrious in schools and uneasy in police stations.

The walls were frating green

by A frood February 6, 2018

soul green

A bright green color like that seen in Kente cloth

"Man, dig that soul green satin shirt on Alonzo!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009

going green

going green is when all the green vegetables absolutely fuck the shit out of you. cucumbers shoot out of your pussy like a rocket launcher and watermelons shoot out of there like a fortnite grenade launcher. that shits insane. then, a watermelon grows in your stomach for 40 FUCKIN YEARS. FORTY MOTHAFUCKA

tyler- me and my girl are going green tonight
john- sick man im going green with my girl too

by little tickler February 14, 2022

fields of green

The chance that an entire row of traffic lights is green. like a field of green

"dude, we were trying to get to the hosipital and it was like fields of green the entire way there"

by Merry c-mas July 20, 2008

Green heat

A form of canabis in which the effects of inhalation of smoke induces a high unlike that of some dirt weed. In other words, the fire.

dude, I stopped by my guys house last night and picked up some green heat and have been danked up ever since.

by ben and hanan January 9, 2009