Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025

gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.

I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.

by Struk17 March 11, 2016

Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch

“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”

by LeGooch syndrome May 5, 2024

Silly Gooch

A silly gooch Is a next level silly goose. Examples of silly gooches are Pimp Daddy Tyler, The Mr Zenvix YT, HongeyWongey, Smol Gabe, Uthmaan, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and our pretty pretty princess Joshua. If you find a silly gooch you should report it to the po-po ASAP or you may catch the silly gooch disease. A.K.A Sgooch-19

Him: "AHHH STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE'S A CONFIRMED SILLY GOOCH!!"
Her: "AHHHH I DIDNT KNOW, QUICK GRAB YOUR FACE MASKS!!!"

by ROUNDCHILD October 16, 2020

gooch giggler

someone who tickle,pinches or twist the gooch

hey my kink is I love being a gooch giggler.

by 👁️🫦👁️ July 13, 2024

Sticky Gooch

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.

I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.

Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.

by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012