big socks

Used to describe someone with a large penis. Comes from the innuendo "You know what they say about men with big feet... big socks", and because sock rhymes with cock.

Sally: He's kind of tall, like... I don't know. Jane, how would you describe Jimmy?
Jane: Big socks. (giggles)

by aahhelp June 17, 2008

Children of the Socks

Sperm all over your socks or designated cum sock.

The crustyness was a result of the children of the socks.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
See Harry Mount

your purple sock is draging on the ground

by Ms. Guppie October 8, 2003

Sandals with socks

Gay.

"Is he wearing sandals with socks?"

"Yup."

"haha, what a queer!"

by D-Pow March 30, 2009

Black Sock

aka brown sock. When a person is extremely promiscuous when it comes to anal sex they have higher odds of getting a pink sock, therefore when their bowels are so often exposed to the elements they become blackened from exposure, dragging through the dirt, etc.

That slut takes it up the ass so often you have to watch out you don't step one her (as a gay man would refer to another) black sock dragging in the dirt.

by Frostville November 6, 2007

soggy socks

when someone cums in a sock and then wears it

paris hilton enjoys wearing soggy socks

by soggy joe December 2, 2009

pink sock

a pink sock is when a guy pulls out to quickly and pulls the girls asshole as well

i just pink socked this girl

by Cuntios Jr January 13, 2017