Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

smack a toe

To travel by foot

Person1: How are we going to the beach?

Person2: Let's smack a toe

by OneArmedSwimmer March 9, 2011

smacked ass

The look or sound of something that wasn't done right

That looks like smacked ass. Hey! Damn! That sounded like smacked ass!

by fugnutz January 12, 2008

smack that ass

cool; awesome

Man, did you see that game? It was smack that ass!

by Cartman29303 March 22, 2009

dick smack

what's left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

all that dick smack gone to waste...

by Amazon December 15, 2004

Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

smack rat

rosie evans

little rat

by Anonymous May 13, 2003