when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm
person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
by yummy ummy March 6, 2020
Get the night peemug. Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.
Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.
Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.
I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?
by Krampus X December 7, 2009
Get the Krampus Nightsmug. by Anonymous September 7, 2003
Get the nighT liFemug. The night you finally break down and decide to blow some hard earned cash. You pick up your girlfreind, drive to Best Buy or another electronics retailler and plop down $100.00+ for some PROM (programable-read-only-memory) for your computer
Last night I bought some PROM for my computer. Ana was with me and she wanted this CD, so I got it for her birthday.
by Yobuhstank November 16, 2004
Get the Prom Nightmug. A weekly gathering, occuring every Wednesday at 4:00 pm at the establishment of your choice, for the sole purpose of drinking beer. All work and other obligations are irrelevant during this event.
"Hey, are you gonna be at beer night today?"
"Well, it is Wednesday, I guess I have no choice - it is beer night - I'll be there."
"I hear Howard's not going to be there."
"What a pantywaist."
"Well, it is Wednesday, I guess I have no choice - it is beer night - I'll be there."
"I hear Howard's not going to be there."
"What a pantywaist."
by webay January 24, 2005
Get the beer nightmug. The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.
by AgayBitch April 10, 2022
Get the Night Watermug. Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.
Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...
by Red John's Friend January 25, 2022
Get the Date nightmug.