A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016
The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the illegitimate child of Francesca Gioffre of Scila Italy, and an Italian/French man. Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the wife to Brett White of Casa Bella, New Albany, who together raised five children. Matthew, Pretty Girl Kylia, Princess Francesca, Andre, and Puppy Brode of the Estate of Casa Bella. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is the privileged human to the Great VALENTINO LUIGI RICARDO WHITE of the Animal Kingdom of Heaven who was sent to bring love. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is an Attorney, who wrote poetry to escape man’s foolishness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Was found by the royal Gioffre family who completed her. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is hated by the JAN, surviving her wickedness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White‘s poetry sits in the halls of every library and countless homes, translated to 60 languages her poems tell of the lives and times of a woman who loved, wrestling with the unkindness humans were capable of and seeking to reconcile good and evil existing within those closest to her, including herself. Often ending her poems with, chandelier oh chandelier, she struggled with the meaning of life. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Loved her Valentino from the animal world with a love as strong as that which she had for any human. Her animal Valentino survived her death, loving to the age of 40 and dying in her arms as they shut their eyes and their kingdoms merged.
The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is a name that annoys Matthew White. The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Makes other family members smile. The phrases The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Brought great sadness once to the The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
by mamababeontrend January 05, 2025
“The Mexican Martha Stewart” famous for her Salsa, crafts and interior design. Rose to fame on Instagram. Know for her defined Latin curves and raza lifestyle.
Tia Maria is the Mexican Martha Stewart
by Rojo Grande August 24, 2020
by uneami_2001 November 23, 2021
Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.
by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010
ANA-MARIA is the most joyful person there is, there is no way for You to not like her.
Her name being made of two parts sugests the two sides of Ana-Maria, the one that will always care for You even in the worst days, and the that will make your live a hell for mistreating her.
She likes food, to watch series and gossip, the tricecta that brings the most joyful the most joy.
She's the most amazing girl in this Galaxy that deserves only hapiness.
Her name being made of two parts sugests the two sides of Ana-Maria, the one that will always care for You even in the worst days, and the that will make your live a hell for mistreating her.
She likes food, to watch series and gossip, the tricecta that brings the most joyful the most joy.
She's the most amazing girl in this Galaxy that deserves only hapiness.
Person 1 Person 1
P1: "Have You seen Ana-Maria?"
P2: "She's probably ar home eating and gossiping with her friend Andrada"
P1: "Have You seen Ana-Maria?"
P2: "She's probably ar home eating and gossiping with her friend Andrada"
by Ana-Maria's husband November 21, 2021