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Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick
Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday
by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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jonathan söderberg

Jonathan Söderberg, a very attractive name. Often used as a sex symbol because he has a big penis
Jonathan Söderberg, your penis is so big
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Jonathan

Jonathan would be someone at school that lost people know and some look up to. He’s can easily make friends due to him being super socail. most girls immediately fall in love with him and his big smile. a flirt for sure and makes sure every girl he sees likes him too. Teases you but not in a bad way that’s just how he is. fucking cute as hell And he knows it. Every girl wishes that they were his girl or friend. You wish you were heather
girl 1: hey who’s that new kid over there? He’s got loads of friends!

girl 2: that’s Jonathan, he’s so cute i know
by grace💚 September 17, 2020
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Jonathan Boyd

Dope ass nigga who is better than everyone ever, he is also so rich and famous that all the girls want him
by metrxk November 23, 2021
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Jonathan

A man that cannot be compared to any other.

He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.

Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.

With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.

If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.

There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.

He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man that is like no other.
by Bah-Bah March 1, 2023
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Jonathan

Even though you won't notice Jonathan gets the most girls but he's normally around ugly poeple like Jordan or Jason and he a big dick
Ex:Hey girl does your man have a Jonathan dick
by Natasha Brown April 17, 2017
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