Skip to main content

Snowman Jizz

A shot consisting of:
Rumple Minze
Rumchata
Kahlua
&Cream
I just had a hankering for snowman jizz, so I just had to ask the bartender for some.
by Drunksiblings March 4, 2016
mugGet the Snowman Jizz mug.

Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.
"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."
by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019
mugGet the Jizz Chisel mug.

jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near
Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy
by BushNut October 5, 2019
mugGet the jizz shy mug.

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
mugGet the jizz stocking mug.

Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities
by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020
mugGet the Jizz Woobie mug.

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.
I jerked it so much I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
mugGet the air jizz mug.

Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.
Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"
by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017
mugGet the Jizz Jaffle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email