A sex position where the male drinks one-fifth of a soda can, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of the can. The female then proceeds to drink the rest of the can, or pour it into her vagina.
by Nicari0 October 14, 2017
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When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.
by The MC Mc June 18, 2017
having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
by definition_master November 06, 2009
When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.
Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.
by Jizzonah May 06, 2023
by Small dick chase April 24, 2020
An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.
Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 04, 2010