Grandma

Courtney bowman

Grandma bowman

by Amy..... October 21, 2020

Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced

Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.

by Lohn Jocke February 23, 2011

pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee June 3, 2018

Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.

Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

bukaki grandma

When grandma gets tipsy with the other retirees at the community center dance and comes home looking like Something About Mary!

Granny Bukaki had some vanilla pudding on her rhinestone cateye glasses when she came home. Otherwise known as Bukaki Grandma

by Tianzu50 March 17, 2025

Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020