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Coon squad

Only costing 5 elixir, the coon squad consists of a bunch of blackies with emotional problems. You have the hood niggas, actual gangster niggas, egotistical niggas, quiet niggas, fat niggas, sensitive niggas, racist niggas, gay niggas, weeb niggas and many,many more. This is a non-exhaustive list of nigga characteristics.

The coon squad hunts in groups, always on the hunt for bitches which they will rarely aqcuire. Often seen being a public nuisance, playing loud music, dressing like Kanye West's gay alter ego, playing basketball in questionable locations as well as any amount of such "coonish behaviour". These niggas are all goofy as fuck, each in their own way. The coon squad consists solely of chaotic ass niggas fr.
Person 1: "Ah man this party is lit what the fuck am I even drinking tho"
Person 2: "I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief the coon squad just arrived"
*loud noises of varying cohereny as well as general bullshitting ensue*
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Person 1 (walking past the basketball court) : "Nah these niggas wearing 2012 Nike's tf"
Person 2 : "Damn looks like the whole coon squad done pulled up"
by Newtinasuit February 22, 2023
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Coon

Something people say is a commonly used racial slur but is only ever used in KKK documentarys

Example:

Jared:hey look that guy is black

KKK man: dirty coon....

KKK man gets beaten up for this and Jared uses his white hat as toilet paper.
by I wrote coon but I'm white lma September 30, 2020
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Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type
Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy
by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019
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Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.
What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."
by Chunkypuke October 4, 2023
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coon ballistic

When you are going absolutely mental. Used whenever you or somebody else is playing at their best ever. Semi-popular gaming term on the rise for when you can’t be beat.
1.) Mason “He just dropshotted both of us.”
Keian “Damn, he’s going coon ballistic!”
by Canadian Donut Puncher September 25, 2022
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Stale Coon

a coon that has been so oppressed that he knows no better and is just used to the slave masters way
just saw opera that stale coon
by Special-T-419 May 8, 2020
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Racoo Coo Coon

An animal wildly appreciated for its historic history in America and around the world. Whether through its ability to travel by sea and land, even though it is not aquatic. 🦝
Look at the Racoo Coo Coon, he is playing basketball.
by Crangis McBasketball September 1, 2024
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