California Roll

A term used to define someone who claims to enjoy Asiatic cultures , but wants or demands fundamental changes to any vaguely Asian or Asian inspired media bought to the West in order to suit their personal, usually poor tastes. Often, these will fly in the face of either the original content or authorial intent, and is almost always for the worse.

A common example of a California Roll is the average video game localizer.

The verbal form, California Rolling, is to deface Asian inspired media by deliberately applying clashing ideas and cultural concepts to the setting in a non-synergistic, often embarrassing manner.
Noun example
Person A: "Why does Fire Emblem Fates read so much worse in English?"
Person B: "It was translated by California Rolls, what do you expect?"

Verb Example
4Kids(2002-2008) was a animation dubbing company which would bring over anime from Japan and would California Roll it, sometimes making manic changes like claiming rice balls were jelly donuts.
by Psuedowoodonym August 14, 2023
Get the California Roll mug.

California Dreamcatcher

When one partner involved in one-on-one sexual intercourse sneezes into the open mouth of the other partner. Ejaculation optional, but recommended.
"Jace, Eric, and Tammy totally tried the California Dreamcatcher because Jace and Eric didn't get flu shots."
by momjeansdadknobs November 29, 2017
Get the California Dreamcatcher mug.

california basil

Another term for marijuana, weed, etc.
Pothead 1: Hey, you got that California Basil on you?

Pothead 2: yeah, here you go man, light up.
by gti116 October 29, 2015
Get the california basil mug.

California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
by JShay00 November 15, 2013
Get the California Calzone mug.

California Pink

Speeding through a traffic intersection while it's yellow and exiting the intersection as it turns red.

Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
"Uh oh, the light is still yellow! If I speed up I'll make it. *turns red above the drivers head* whoops! California Pink!"
by November 10, 2021
Get the California Pink mug.

California Exodus

The "California Exodus" describes this phenomenon where people have moved out of the state of California because of various factors, which include:

a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness

Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.
Elon Musk has moved to Texas as part of the California Exodus.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 13, 2022
Get the California Exodus mug.