jewish

DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.

DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money

Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!

Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

Jewish Shower

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.

Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower

Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?

Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...

by Jewlover88 August 8, 2021

Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019

Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024

jewish ace

A colloquial term referring to the practice of going an entire day without spending any money. originating from Oak park Michigan

“The doctor said his girlfriend paid for everything all day for his birthday. Damn, that’s a Jewish ace!”

by et55 October 22, 2025

Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)

“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”

by anonymous February 19, 2021