Thomas selby

Thomas selby is a man who has a massive ass

“Omg look it’s Thomas Selby and his fat ass”

by Gazzaben22 March 9, 2022

Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

Skla-TCHOOF

The sound that would probably result if the superhero Iron Fist split the earth in two by hitting it hard at the Equator.

Power Man: Danny, don' you make yo' fist be all glowin', boy. Danny, I knows you upset, but you want to be cool wit' all dat shit, like you gon' split da erf in two, you don' look out.
Iron Fist: (Skla-TCHOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

by Sklooby March 19, 2008

Parker Thomas

The biggest nigga there is

You see Parker Thomas over there he is the biggest nigga ever

by Guacamole Penis June 16, 2019

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

Saint Thomas High School

A school located by one of the richiest neightborhoods in Houston,TX. Everyone owns a car( BMW's and Range Rovers seem to be the most popular). The kids tend to be caucasian but there are a few minorites present in the student body. Many of the children could be consedered rather imature for thier age. There is no school spirit. It's main rival is Strake. The boys there date equally immature girls from St. Agnes

Those kids from Saint Thomas High School are so rich it's not even funny.
Yes, there rich but then you have not seen Kinkaid yet.

by Huh?!?!?! October 9, 2008

Thomas

A type of sauce you put on things to make them taste like rainbows.

” Ugh this potato tastes horrible ”
”Dip it in some Thomas!”

by AceTrainer_Kyo November 30, 2013