take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy

"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."

by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.

Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.

Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

by Xeals June 25, 2017

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

taerim

Taerim is an awesome person and he is the funniest person in the world. His skills would be video games or art

Taerim is awesome!

by Yolo_winner@cooler January 19, 2018

Take and bake

When you're giving it to your girl doggystyle while she is making your after snack.

My girl is the shit, last night it was on the take and bake and she made me twice baked potatoes.

by J Egg April 21, 2019