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drown the chocolate snake

Defecating, especially in reference to a long, unbroken segment of feces.
Oof, I have to drown the chocolate snake, boys. I'll be back in about ten minutes.
by dinobuddy December 27, 2006
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Snake

A man who will go to extreme lengths to hook up with a girl. There is simply nothing a snake won't do in order to get a girl. No mountain too high or valley too low will stop a snake. A snake will steal a girl from his best friend or worst enemy with no distinction. He is driven only by the need for pussy and the desire for butt stuff.
Peter: "Hey John what'd you do last night?"
John: "I just watched some Netflix then rode my back 18 miles to snake my older sister's friend."

Davis: Yo Austin what was Tallis doing last night?
Austin : I think your gonna be pretty upset. Pretty sure I saw him snaking with your sister while she was on her period. Kids sucha snake.

Tallis: Hey Sara, do you know what happens to a mouse?
Sara: what?
Tallis: it gets eaten by the snake.

Kyle: Hey Peter, how was last night?
Peter: It was good,I snaked with that girl at the party. Then I snuck out and walked a few miles to snake with another girl. She had the flu but hey it didn't stop me. Just a snake taking advantage of it's prey.

"Austin received an unexcused absence because he was snaking with a teacher"
by Pwass September 17, 2014
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Red Snake

An extremely hard part on Through The Fire and Flames, which is contained in So Far Away III in Guitar Hero III. The Red Snake contains Star Power. On Expert, it's played as 32nd note Hammer Ons and Pull Offs at 200 Beats Per Minute, Clocking in at about 26.6 Notes Per Second.
"Man! The day someone hits the Red Snake, I'll jump off a cliff."

"Dude, a couple people have hit it."

"Oh. I'm gonna find me a cliff."
by Rikuthemaster April 22, 2008
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snake skin

when you have sex with a girl, you cum, go soft, and wiggle out of the condom leaving it in the girl.
by yee haw May 13, 2005
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siberian snake shit

1. Anything that does not exist.
2. What liars are full of.
That guy at the taco stand told me he was Jordan from 80's bubblegum pop band "New Kids on the Block". He is a lying sack of Siberian snake shit.
by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006
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Chocolate Snake Soup

The entire contents of a toilet that includes one or more chocolate snakes.
That meal was really filling. I'm going to go make some Chocolate Snake Soup.
by ardaz May 26, 2011
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moon snake

To slip ones penis into an unsuspecting partner as they sleep, also known as the midnight snack or wakikiki sneaky between the cheeky
Lorraine was sleeping on her side with her back against me, so I lubed up my dick with saliva and gave her the ol' moon snake.
by meam1 May 11, 2006
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