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Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.
Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?
by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023
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Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise
by bzk25 February 7, 2020
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surprise body

When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.
Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything
by August Harley-Williams December 24, 2011
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salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes
by coloie November 28, 2021
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Surprise Sisters

When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.
“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
What is it?”
SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”
by All The Tea Sis January 27, 2019
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Glizzy Surprise

A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.
Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?

Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.
by Creamed.Glizzy October 17, 2020
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surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018
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