Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

Seam surfing

The act of ejaculating on someone’s back during intercourse and using it as a ad a slip N slide

Hey bitch, I pulled a jay swiz nasty on her tits and then started seam surfing for the next hour.

by Tedwin69420 January 16, 2026

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat

“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”

by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021

E-Crowd Surfing

...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.

"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."

by xJTxx April 21, 2023