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vombat surf

It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.
Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
by BigbyD April 28, 2023
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Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.
"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."
by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024
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surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.
"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."
by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025
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Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.
"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."
by madkat9 March 10, 2017
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Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021
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Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)
I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!
by Strimbles June 11, 2024
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Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023
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