stroketard

A person who has had a stroke and has become a touch retarded.

Erica Smith has become a stroketard since her accident...

by juggling_my_identity March 6, 2009

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

strokerdose

A stroke caused by an overdose, whether accidental or intentional.

Strokerdose

The lady had a strokerdose, when she accidentally overdosed on narcotics.

by Aphina November 27, 2015

Stroke N' Go

When you beat off right before going out to do something. "S.N.G" for short

Jenna: Hey Drue, you coming out tonight?
Drue: Yea let me Stroke N' Go real fast

by The bigger truth 96 July 21, 2016

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.

Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.

by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016

stropey

A word which means someone who likes to suck many cocks

Dakota is what some call a stropey

by poodlemonkey69 December 13, 2016