stanley steamer

when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face

George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica

by jefforey mclongshaft May 10, 2011

streamers

(n) diarrhea

term used by soldiers to describe the symptoms of dysentery and usually treated with suspect methods, such as a dosage of mercury (per memories of a visit to the National Museum of Civil War Medicine)

"Hey, Doc - I got a bad case of the streamers".

by cattycat99 June 13, 2011

Steamer

A filthy pervert with a thatch roof for hair and brittle legs. And it's always his round at the pub.

"Where's Steamer? It's his f**kin' round again.."

by Andrew Swane May 23, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.

GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*

by NAHOTONI March 14, 2010

San Antonio Steamer

To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.

i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.

She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.

by Twizzle5454 February 16, 2009

Vietnamese Steamer

A variation of the common Cleveland Steamer but performed exclusively in Vietnam. The addition of Vietnamese cuisine makes the poop especially loose and spicy, thus requiring less effort when steamrolling it, more visible steam when performed outside, and an especially pungent aroma.

Ping: Want to get some binh bao dumplings?

Sing: Sure, I need to fill up so I can give my girl a quick Vietnamese Steamer tonight. I have class in the morning.

Ping: Zang!

by CSuckinhelL March 31, 2009

long beach ny steamer

A common sex act performed in the city by the sea. After a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. He proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. At this point, the shit has now completely hardened to his ass and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. He then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. She takes enough RU-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. The still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled asshole of the man. Then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man shits it out onto his girlfriend's chest.

Hey Sheila, it's been about 72 hours so I am going to give you the Long Beach NY steamer whether you want it or not.

by propaneharry November 15, 2007