Stradihsmus

It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.

“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”

by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025

Straya

A dumb slang for a Australia that uneducated bogan fuckwits made up to thinking it's cool for some weird reason.
I don't recommend using the word unless you're a complete idiot.

Oh look at me I'm such a loser so I'm going to tell everyone I'm from Straya to try and get attention.

by GI JAM October 30, 2025

Stray kids

Literal stray kids but they’re actually just 8 random Koreans with millions of dollars.

Also goofballs that make money.

Or lost children

I love stray kids with all my life

by Random fairy October 31, 2025

Strayoptics

An aggressively annoying individual who never shuts up and somehow makes every situation worse just by being present. An Australian by origin, but loud and irritating by choice, Strayoptics combines nonstop trash talk with absolutely nothing to back it up. Painfully short, embarrassingly bad at rugby, and still convinced they’re elite, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Frequently found coping by arguing, bragging, and being ignored simultaneously. A prime example of confidence gone feral.

“We were having a normal game night until Strayoptics joined and ruined it in under five minutes.”

by Clumsydonut December 19, 2025

screaming strayer

one who routinely goes to the other side to be banged in the poo hole, but who doesn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around.

Man, that guy's such a screaming strayer, he loves to take it, but he'll never return the favor.

by wrinkle neck September 28, 2008

dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

basically steady

Texting someone and not texting someone else

I am basically steady with ....

by Deanladd July 4, 2017