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curb stomp

aka:Russian Mouthwash; the act of stomping on ones head that is postioned with a curb or other concrete object between the uper and lower jaws. Usualy results in the teeth of the victim going directly into the brain and killing them.
Alex Bate takes advantage of his girlfriends by curbstomping them and then having sex with there dead carcasses.

Boobies.....
by max & fish December 18, 2004
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stumping

Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.

Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012
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stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
by koreatown March 12, 2018
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Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.
Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?
by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011
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grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!
I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!
by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013
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stoopisaurus

It means that say person's stupidity were to take the form of any kind of solid, it would take up more space than a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Very similar to fuck-tard.
That guy just spilled coffee all over that hot chick, what a stoopisaurus.
by Educated humor, maybe? March 2, 2010
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stoopies

1) The people who you hang out with on your stoop

2) The mentally numbing, soporific side effect of smoking too much marijuana. Much like 'munchies'.
A: "Yo boss, why are you looking so down?"
B: "One of my stoopies had a bad case of the stoopies yesterday from his sack lunch. No more sack lunch for that stoopie or he is most definitely off the stoop for a minute. Sort of like a time out. It might be two minutes, we don't know yet."
A: "PAEday*, yo."
B: "Alas."

(*Pimpin' Ain't Easy)
by snapboom August 12, 2011
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