Shower Stalker

When in prison, a man stalks other men while they take showers, looking to fuck em in the ass

Whachout for D-mob from cell block 4, i heard hes a shower stalker!

by tttrsees August 3, 2005

Finger Stalker

A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.

Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.

by GregSH August 5, 2008

Street Stalker

noun: slang term for prostitute

She's a teacher by day and a street stalker by night.

by AcquireCurrency May 22, 2011

Slaker

Someone who is getting very close to becoming obsessed with someone; Someone on the verge of becoming a stalker. pronounced (Sla - ker)

Bob is almost like obsessed with her. He's becoming a total slaker.

by TotalSlaker November 3, 2009

Stalker

Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.

Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."

by JAFR2 January 24, 2009

salt shaker

an old mans dick!

your grandapa has a salt shaker!

by BLUE DOBBER! January 23, 2011

stackerworks

Fireworks that keep on sparkling at the end, as if infused with Stackers caffeine pills. Like the athletes and college students who use Stackers, Stackerworks are a bursting with sheer power.

Amanda: Check out those stackerworks.

Caitlin Going: They just keep on going. Hard core.

by MacLovin' July 5, 2008