The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug. A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.
by Groovious February 10, 2019
Get the Southern Cock Lozengemug. "Have you seen how little gravy Lee put on his Sunday dinner?"
"I know, what a pathetic Southern Drizzle"
"I know, what a pathetic Southern Drizzle"
by BigSmack October 22, 2023
Get the Southern Drizzlemug. Beer.
person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
by comfortedreality May 4, 2023
Get the southern watermug. A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.
by Defiant116 March 4, 2023
Get the Southern Comfortmug. In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.
Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.
by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017
Get the Southern Fountainmug. by ..................91 August 8, 2025
Get the Southern Sunrisemug.