Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

Sizeist

A person that makes fun of or hates fat/large people. The extra fat upon a person's body discusses them.

Mother: Your friend David is so fat!
Son: Mom! You're such a sizeist.

by katz94 June 17, 2010

sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

by Alexob May 19, 2014

Soiren

Is a strange unique persona. With lack of curves and huge personalities.

She is an amazing Soiren.

by siren nemo December 7, 2010

Sizeist

A person against a specific size.

The school wanted large pencil cases but nothing small, they are sizeist.

by opheliadealia January 1, 2018

half size

less than full,small,tiny,miniscule,little

derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.

All the american cars have half size engines in them,they are total useless,in Hungary the cars have big huge fantastic engines,that deliver full power!!!!

by Roland Deschain January 8, 2009

Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

by Colonus September 3, 2010