Social Nagworking

using social networking to get someone to get something done or get one's way in a contentious issue.

After waiting a month, Richard had to resort to social nagworking in order to get the promised photos from Lisa and her mother.

by L.Just March 7, 2011

Social Potpourri

human fruit salad characteristic of multiple cultures

Social Potpourri is the necessary "Spice of Life"

by mix me up January 11, 2008

social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.

I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.

by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016

Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012

social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.

My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.

by carlopolis May 5, 2018

social bureaucracy

Social obligations as a result of the inherent hierarchical echelons of social relations.

She posted a comment on Facebook, pressured by the coercive forces of social bureaucracy.

by Boundless Universe March 19, 2015

Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.

Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..

by PaliKid July 18, 2015