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skunk paste

Farting so much you build up a stink paste on your underwear you can smell through Levi's.
I can smell that guy's skunk paste from across Wal-Mart.
by Salty Goat Dog March 17, 2017
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skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
by Denhamj February 24, 2018
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angry drunken skunk

When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too
I went to the pub last night and took this drunk chick how and gave her an angry drunken skunk.
by Talonghoul April 9, 2016
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Skunky

Cool down to earth nice strong real guy who can love you or hate you. A person you will never understand because he is one of a kind. Also the name of a person who will straight up end the life of a racist person!
Hey that dude just layed out that racist guy!

Yea thats Skunky
by Skunky himself February 28, 2009
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skunk

A Coward who attacks its opponent with out warning and then dissapears.
JOE is a big Skunk. He shot homeboy tito from the back.
by FTW Cartel October 21, 2003
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skunk punch

When you punch someone and they fart
The other night, my girl and I were 'switching our positions' and I skunk punched her. Good thing it didn't stink.
by Olestra September 26, 2010
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Skunk

A bunny and a skunk are lost in the wilderness. The bunny says to the skunk "hey we've been lost for such a long time I forgot what I am can you tell me what I am?"

Sure says the skunk "You are a bunny"

The skunk than says " Since I told you what you were you have to tell me what I am since I forgot also"

The bunny than says "Well your black,white and you stink your probably an arab"

OR

Bob: Hey Mike what is that awful skunk smell

Mike: Most likely an arab
by bannanapeelz July 12, 2009
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