sex shark

A person that preys upon the weak by offering sex in order to be in a position of power. (a derivitive of sextortion)

Suzie slept with Billy then told Billy she was gonna tell his wife of his infidelities if he didn't pay her Mastercard bills. Suzie a real sex shark.

by snappystef May 14, 2009

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Shark Brain

Because of the fact that the anatomy of a shark brain is similar to that of a human vagina, "Shark Brain" means vagina

Joe: What are you doing tonight?

Francis: Kelsy is coming over tonight and I can't wait to see her shark brain!

by 23 Enigma December 12, 2010

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Shark mouth is when a girl has a scary lookin mouth that reminds you of a shark.

shark mouth is often enhanced with braces and thin lips.
appears that if your dick was inserted, it could be bitten off.

dude #1: "dang man, that girl's got a bad case of the shark mouth"

dude #2: "yeah dude, it looks like your thang would be bit CLEAN OFF"

by skipster mcgee April 22, 2010

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poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast December 9, 2008

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shark tale

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."

Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm

by bwaller December 9, 2008

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