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The Spitting Cobra

A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.
'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
by shannymcfee May 28, 2015
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The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.
'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'
by shannymcfee May 30, 2015
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Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
by lorelei91 August 12, 2015
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sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out
I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city
by Taylorjujan January 19, 2016
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kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)
-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?
by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016
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Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.
"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.
by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017
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French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?
Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long
by 89023 July 22, 2017
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