A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.
A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl
by GOOSE-VF1 March 08, 2016
by rnovak September 13, 2008
The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.
Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.
You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.
I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.
I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
by SydneySinner69 January 03, 2021
by david haywood August 01, 2003
A grotesquely hairy vagina.
by milfhunter37 April 03, 2003
by Marty B63 October 09, 2008
A term used to describe a mardy bitch who presides over the salad bar of any given accomodation refectory provided for first year university students.
by Dan Man December 03, 2005