Surprise Pink

When you wake up in the morning and she's sitting on your face.

"It's 5:30am! Surprise pink!!!"

by pitunf1999 December 8, 2016

Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.

The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise

by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018

Blindfold surprise

When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.

I gave my wife a blindfold surprise on our anniversary.

by Three6nine September 1, 2020

vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 7, 2019

Peasant Surprise

When your sugar daddy filed for bankruptcy.

Stat was so pissed when he got a peasant surprise! He thought it meant something else..

by snicklebeanspacetoast May 16, 2021

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022

dick surprise

When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):

Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
Or
This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.

by Fxcking.excplicit January 12, 2016