Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020

Rob

Rob is incredibly attractive and charismatic! He’s a wonderful person with a big heart. Rob is sincere, genuine, loving and kind. Rob is the most handsome man you will ever meet! If you ever meet a Rob, you’ll want to spend all your time kissing his beautiful face!

Rob is the sexiest man everrrrr!

by Cat lover 22 November 24, 2021

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

Revolver Rob

A Pubg player who does not load in before hitting the ground

Nick is a Revolver Rob

by cuntybollock August 16, 2017

Robbed

Watching porn on an IPad while wanking.

I Robbed one out.

by JonSmithSubs May 10, 2024

Rob

Rob is the smelliest and most disgusting rabies infested raccoon , who likes to bully all the poor ferret family , robs are always mean because they have rabies and have no emotions because they have no heart. Robs are fully of garbage because thats what that twat eats on a daily .

eww its Rob he the one with rabies !!!

by ferrets4life101 May 10, 2019

Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater

"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆

by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021