Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!
Religion the best way to get money!!
by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016
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For some, it takes a crisis in life to wake them up, where they go to God for help. Some people are too ignorant to do so, where they miss out on the blessings God gives people who accept him and Jesus Christ.
Everyone in this world has the right to risk burning in hell for not believing in God and accepting Jesus Christ as our savior.
For some, it takes a crisis in life to wake them up, where they go to God for help. Some people are too ignorant to do so, where they miss out on the blessings God gives people who accept him and Jesus Christ.
Everyone in this world has the right to risk burning in hell for not believing in God and accepting Jesus Christ as our savior.
Person #1: "Religion is so bogus! There isn't a God! Where's the proof?! I believe in this flawed world, not the bible. You're just wasting your time on religion man! Religious people are dumbasses! TEHEHE!!!"
Person #2: Ha! Make fun of it all you want. We will all see one day who the dumbass is. It must suck thinking that when we all die, that's it, no more life.
Person #2: Ha! Make fun of it all you want. We will all see one day who the dumbass is. It must suck thinking that when we all die, that's it, no more life.
by Kevin Johnny March 31, 2007
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by Aaron January 15, 2004
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A way to find meaning in an otherwise insipid existence.
A way to find meaning in an otherwise insipid existence.
little child: Daddy, why do animals have no religion?
dad: Because they think and feel like the vast majority of people.
dad: Because they think and feel like the vast majority of people.
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1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!
Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!
Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!
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