Butthurt Redneck

When someone has strong negative emotions over something petty or stupid, often made worse by the fact that the person also lives in a mobile home with 4 other siblings.

Cletus was such a butthurt redneck after I broke his goose call.

by ImAninjaWarrior July 5, 2012

RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Redneck Kiss

The act of lighting another's cigarette with your own cigarette while each others cigarettes are in each other's respective mouth's

Guy1: (Unlit cigarette in mouth) Dude I forgot my lighter
Guy2: (Lit cigarette in mouth) Don't worry I can redneck kiss you
(cigarette tips touch)
(cigarette lights)
Guy1: Thanks bro

by Krimson_bloodrayne January 6, 2014

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

Redneck Raprock

Redneck RapRock is a style of music most commonly associated with Rockoetry INC, a music company founded by Tim Moore in the late 1990s. The music in a Redneck RapRock song is dominated by bass and drums, with the lead instrument being usually being the bass. Lyrical themes usually include sex and drugs, and are often fill with obscenities. The most famous Redneck RapRock group would be Morning Wood, a Florida band led by drummer Moore and bassist/vocalist Don Ellis.

Redneck RapRock is a style of music that usually appeals to teenage boys, who are known to like toilet humor and themes connected to sex and drugs.

by Rockoetry April 8, 2015

Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)

Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!

by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016

Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016