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Butthurt Redneck

When someone has strong negative emotions over something petty or stupid, often made worse by the fact that the person also lives in a mobile home with 4 other siblings.
Cletus was such a butthurt redneck after I broke his goose call.
by ImAninjaWarrior July 5, 2012
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RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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Preppy Redneck

The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.
Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!

Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?

Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018
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Rednecked bitch

A redneck that is also a bitch
Also used as a funny nickname or an insult to a redneck
by Austyn and hannah May 3, 2018
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redneck shiva

An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"

Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
by Sleepy Woodchuck October 14, 2022
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redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
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Redneck aspirin

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?
by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019
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