Purple cheek

When you slap a girls ass so hard that it bruises, or a guys... If your into that stuff.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, go give that bitch a purple cheek!"
Guy 2: "nah man last time I gave her one she couldn't sit for a week."

by Call me Caitlyan May 31, 2016

pumple douche

When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.

I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.

by Tipsymike April 17, 2016

purple cum

cancer, usually caused by intercourse with a Tianna.

keep your legs crossed, you don't want purple cum.

by gingie.hippie May 8, 2017

Purple Gun

A penis name for Melody when the dick has been sat on for to long and becomes purple but still shoots cum like a gun

"My purple gun was shooting rapid fire" sex gun cum

by Sexalacallama April 18, 2018

Purple spaghetti

When you about to cum but she stop so yo dick turns purple from swelling up

My dude just got purple spaghetti

by Bleh404862 June 29, 2018

Purplegaze

Truly the weirdest, but also best person you'll ever meet (as long as you do on the internet). He really enjoys helping people and is an extremely kind person. Is a HUGE nerd and is excellent with Google Sheets. He also loves aesthetics and making things on spreadsheets look nice. Loves hosting things on discord. You should join his MiniTWOW!

Person 1: Man, have you seen Purplegaze?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's really killin' those spreadsheets. I'd love to see him host a new MiniTWOW season.
Person 1: Me too!

by Blandy218 September 23, 2018

Purple Guy

A purple guy who sticks a peice of toast to his chest and calls it a badge

Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-

by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 5, 2021