Purple cocaine

The act of wearing a purple sick and a coca cola sock while snorting massive amounts of glitter laced cocaine

Man I just doing purple cocaine with the boys on Saturdays.

by Purple cocaine user June 14, 2018

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020

Purple Popper

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Purple chunk

purple chunk is fent dope / chunk dope that has been dyed purple with food coloring

dope fiend: watchu smokin on fool

chunk smoker: I'm smoking that purple chunk

by peanut coke plug October 26, 2022

Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018

A Purple One

A Canadian ten-dollar bill

"Hey, can you loan me a purple one for some delicious Molson Canadian?"

by cline26 August 12, 2012

Purple mix

The mixture of oxycodone and grape soda.

It tastes better than "Drank"
It's stronger than "Drank"

Ryan: Hey Nigga, you got that Drank?
D-bag: Na Son, i got that Purple MIX.
Ryan: Word.

by Ghetto Troghopper July 10, 2010