jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.

Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!

by UAnom August 28, 2022

pass the pudding

When you and your freinds buy a cheap hooker for the night.

*pulls up to corner, rolls down window
You want to pass the pudding tonight?

by swamp_gang July 25, 2017

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

Drink your pudding

Eating out somebody's butt, when they have diarrhea

Baby I know you don't feel well but I'm gonna drink your pudding

by Ajgoddess June 13, 2018

Twinkie Oreo pudding

Diabetes

Twinkie oreo pudding gave me diabetes

by ಠ_ಠ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 2, 2019

Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021

another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021