pee paralysis

When you're in a public bathroom (or a similar place) that makes you so uncomfortable you're unable to pee.

I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, but it was too many people there so I got pee paralysis and couldn't go.

by anonypseudonymous June 05, 2011

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Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 23, 2018

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Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.

"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"

by PrincessEPMom October 06, 2018

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Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

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