by Heatmonsta May 15, 2017
Get the puff puff no passmug. The famous phrase from the first LotR movies: The fellowship of the ring, said by Gandalf the Grey while fighting a Balrog.
Also said by the Black Knight in Monty Pythons' quest for the Holy grail before fighting King Arthur.
Also said by the Black Knight in Monty Pythons' quest for the Holy grail before fighting King Arthur.
Gandalf: *wheeze* You shall not pass! *slams his staff down generating a light pulsating from his feet*
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Black Knight: You shall not pass, none may pass.
-few minutes later-
Black Knight: Come on now! I can still fight!
King Arthur: I just cut your bloody arm off!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
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Black Knight: You shall not pass, none may pass.
-few minutes later-
Black Knight: Come on now! I can still fight!
King Arthur: I just cut your bloody arm off!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
by Leo Blade March 8, 2012
Get the You shall not pass!mug. “Hey are you still in No Nut November” Naw I got the No Nut November pass, I’ve probably nut like one Hundred times.
by Chefnut November 2, 2019
Get the No Nut November passmug. by BoomerPlusKidEqualsBidOrKoomer December 5, 2019
Get the N-Word Passmug. A rental apartment that a married man or just a man in his 30's rents just to "passout" at or to bang younger women at. Pass out pads usually have the bare essentials; including a bed and sometimes condoms. But, usually not!
The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.
Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.
If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!
The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.
Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.
If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!
by cityguychicago November 30, 2009
Get the pass out padmug. The Legendary C-Word Pass is above almost above all passes. It's power is as powerful as the N-Word Pass. Use this pass to call your caucasian (white) friends a white cracker or white cunt without the possibility of getting beat up.
Black guy: Hey wassup my white crackers
White guy: What the fuck did you say to me little shit? You have a pass for that?
Black guy: *Shows C-Word Pass*
White guy: WTF!? Okay, I won't fuck you up, btw wassup?
White guy: What the fuck did you say to me little shit? You have a pass for that?
Black guy: *Shows C-Word Pass*
White guy: WTF!? Okay, I won't fuck you up, btw wassup?
by UrBoiBrighterThanThanos February 2, 2019
Get the C-Word Passmug. A sacred, all-mighty treasure that has been worshipped for its unlimited power since ancient times. The artifact originated in the palace of king Etana of Sumer, and has been guarded in the depths of a secret chamber. With it, the holder, no matter who they are, and regardless of their race, may legally say the n-word without getting they ass jumped.To receive an n-word pass is to receive a top class of respect in the hood. It is said that for centuries, countless wars have been fought over the n-word pass and who shall be its rightful owner.It is to this day that the power of the n-word pass is biologically granted to black people.
*It is important to note that all people of African or black heritage (at least 40%) have a natural n-word pass,which they are granted at birth. It is theorized that it acts as an organ, inside the testicles.
*It is also important to note that for those who receive an n-word pass, unless the giver says otherwise, that the pass will expire after a certain amount of time, which is typically, but not always, exactly 69 days after receiving the n-word pass.
*It is important to note that all people of African or black heritage (at least 40%) have a natural n-word pass,which they are granted at birth. It is theorized that it acts as an organ, inside the testicles.
*It is also important to note that for those who receive an n-word pass, unless the giver says otherwise, that the pass will expire after a certain amount of time, which is typically, but not always, exactly 69 days after receiving the n-word pass.
Jamal brownie: you a real nigga in the hood
Jimmy gringo: for real man?
Jamal brownie: yea my nigga, here's a n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: it is an honor to call you my nigga
Nigga standing by#1 : man jump this foo
Nigga standing by#2:its ight homie he got the n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: for real man?
Jamal brownie: yea my nigga, here's a n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: it is an honor to call you my nigga
Nigga standing by#1 : man jump this foo
Nigga standing by#2:its ight homie he got the n-word pass
by dat young nigga drip December 30, 2019
Get the N-Word Passmug.