Payton

The best person of all time usually very sexy and most of the time people named Payton are really great boxers or rappers

Payton is the goat

by anonymous May 26, 2024

paeton

an absolute moron. a poser. a no life leech who will abandon you out of the blue. do not trust him.

person 1: hey did you meet that new guy paeton
person 2: don’t you know? never trust a paeton

by doug cereal May 30, 2024

Payton Pullinger

A brown hair girl with a level zero GYATT

Payton Pullinger has a level 0 gyatt and arches her back to make it look big

by yourfavoritebrunette May 30, 2024

Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024

Pantophilia

Sexual arousal from costumes meant for two or more people, like a pantomime horse or pantomime cow.

“I am a pantophiliac who wants to be the back half of your horse costume so I can eat your delicious ass?”
“Hey did you check your Grindr? There’s a group of five pantophiliacs on Grindr and they want to do something called “Joey the Camel”?

by SirDickInMe69 July 11, 2024

payton

payton is a really great bestfriend, best one anyone could ever have. always knows how to lighten the mood and never fails to make anyone laugh or smile. she’s one of the realest people anyone could ever have. always has a smile on her face and smells good.

paytons super kind and loving.

by helllerrrrrr January 7, 2025

Payton Shipman

Someone with a giganotosaurus sized weenier

Deaamnnnnn his name must be Payton Shipman cuz he got a big ahh bulge in dem pants

by Gagagooggopopoppop January 22, 2025