A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.
by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023
A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 24, 2020
by CutiePan February 1, 2021
When you lay a girl naked down on the concrete and grease her body with lube and cooking spray combined, and then proceed to fry an egg on top of her stomach. Then give her a California Tummy Tickle to flip the egg if you'd like it over easy.
by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016
Harry: Oh my god did you see that cute guy over there?
Jienn: Yes. I spoke to him, he made me so flustered. Literally just pan-ic.
Jienn: Yes. I spoke to him, he made me so flustered. Literally just pan-ic.
by Don'tWorryAboutItt January 13, 2022
When someone says this after a sentence it just means they are panicked about something, they aren't yelling at you, they are yelling because they are panicing.
by TrySamuel December 1, 2021
by Yeeeyeeeye January 25, 2021