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Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.
by Steven-O July 22, 2018
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Pee Trippin

When someone takes too many drugs that require lots of hydration (like E), Pee Trippin is when you're high while you are peeing a lot.
Guys, I'm totally Pee Trippin right now!
by Kay Tee TaTa July 8, 2010
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Joe pee

did you see the joe pee on tv last night
by imtheblind September 19, 2020
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Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.
"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"
by PrincessEPMom October 6, 2018
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raw pee

Raw Pee is pee that you don’t cook nor boil.
Dang man that raw pee really made me sicc.
by Korozinu May 21, 2018
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pee paragraphs

Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.
PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE
by Language of the people August 2, 2016
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zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
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