You turn me

A phrase used by gay people when they want to compliment a woman on her looks, they may say "You turn me"- the woman looks so beautiful that she turns them from gay to straight.

*Amanda walks into the room*
Straight guy: You look beautiful tonight
Gay guy: Amanda you turn me

by Neville longbottom June 17, 2013

Rusted Turn-Down

same as the Turn-down only the penis is inserted in the asshole.

I gave that bitch the Rusted Turn-down, I could only hear hear scream so I went harder.

by JTDeadmoney December 31, 2007

MY TURN!

N. The act of riding a bicycle between 2 other kids riding their bicycles really fast, again while screaming "MY TURN!!!"

As me mike and marc ride down main street, I slow down to let them go infront of me. And i Speed up and SCREAM "MY TURN!" while riding between them.

by Tele-tuby November 30, 2003

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over

Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009

main screen turn on

taken from the english version of zero wing. go to google and search for all your base. funny.

Main screen turn on. Good evening gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

by Aries October 29, 2003

the thunder bay turn

When a driver makes a turn into the far lane, rather than properly turning into their own lane and then signalling to move into the far lane; happens with either left or right turns;

That driver did the Thunder Bay turn and cut off other vehicles.

by Safetychick August 20, 2021

Catfish U-turn

The act of presenting yourself over a social media platform to standards below your actual level. E.g. Using old, unflattering, revolting photos as a tinder profile, only to leave the person speechless when you're actually extremely tolerable in person

Also know as the Reverse Catfish or the Lloyd

"...So that girl i've been talking to turned up to the date, WAY hotter than i thought she initially was from her profile. She pulled the Catfish U-turn"
"She's a Lloyd!!"

by SlightlyChocolate August 13, 2018