Tim Off

To sit in a corner and cry pathetically and wallow in self pity, possibly while watching Twilight
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I've been timming off all night...

Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.

Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
by cwatts22 July 09, 2010
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Get off

1. Slang term that is most likely to have originated from Britain meaning to make out, pull or have casual sex.

2. To masturbate or have an orgasm.
If someone is able to 'get off' to something, they find it sexually arousing.

3. To enjoy something, most often used to express the 'high' attained by the use of drugs or else sexual relief.
1. "Jason got off with Jackie at that party last night- did you hear?"
"Wow really?! I am shocked! Shocked, I say!"

2. a) "Gee, I could really get off to some gay porn right now."

b) "I get off fourteen times a day!"

3. "I'm not really into drugs, but sometimes I get off to weed."
by Neilli August 20, 2007
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jump off

1. a casual sexual partner or girlfriend
2. a woman of dubious sexual practices
3. anything new and/or hot; especially in reference to a party or material item
From 'Phonetime" by CNN

"The day I come home I need a mink and a brand new Mac, a few jump offs, some doms..."

From 'Pump It Up' by Joe Budden

"My jump off doesn't run off at the mouth so much, My jump off never ask why I go out so much, My jump off never has me going out of my way, And she don't want nothing on Valentines Day, My jump off don't argue or get rebellious,And she don't mind hanging out wit da fellas,My jump off's not insecure or jealous
by Buckwild Status February 21, 2004
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fob off

To dismiss (lie about) an underlying issue with something easier to explain.
She didn't buy the 'just a check-up' fob off when i said i was going to the doctors.
by Aaron W November 28, 2006
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jizz off

What happens when a bunch of horny males (most often adolescents but some adults are pretty depraved as well) have a circle jerk (everyone masturbates in a circle). The only difference between this and a circle jerk is that marks are awarded and a prize is given out at the end. Points may be awarded based on distance, volume, odor, endurance, or "oh" face. Prizes may include, but are not limited to, being permitted to have sex with one of the other guy's sisters.
I'm saving it up for the big jizz off this weekend. Pete's sister is so hot and I think I'm going to win
by Harry Nipplesworth February 13, 2011
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catting off

To flake, not show up or reject.
Why are you always catting off?
by angrygreeneyes September 04, 2006
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turn on/off

Something that causes you excitement in a sexual way. Turn off can be the opposite, or something that makes you not want someone sexually.
It was a total turn on/off to watch him take off his shirt in the hot sun while he was installing some gutter guards.

He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.
by vtown November 26, 2013
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