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To sit in a corner and cry pathetically and wallow in self pity, possibly while watching Twilight
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I've been timming off all night...

Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.

Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
by cwatts22 July 09, 2010
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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