Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp

Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.

by Kuumai March 24, 2021

The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

by Grant Hansen July 02, 2018

cheeze balls

A mixture of cocaine and cheeze.

We were up all night doing cheeze balls, thats cocaine and cheeze.

by Reservation 156 March 02, 2008

ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS

Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 07, 2013

Gumbo balls

The smell of your nuts after a good sweat. Smells like gumbo.

Damn Pat you got the gumbo balls!

by OctobersunGene April 15, 2010

lunar balls

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.

Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!

by Peggyatthestar February 03, 2015

Ball Steamer

When someone farts on a guys ball sack, whether intentional or unintentional

I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.

by SmuglyRose December 10, 2021