dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.

I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.

by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018

walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

by michealrosen April 16, 2020

barracuda dog

A Wire Fox Terrier that is completely nuts.

"I left that barracuda dog in the garage today and when I came home everything was completely destroyed."

by The Clarkton Bus Driver November 20, 2011

dog selfie

When a dog owner positions their beloved companion to appear to have taken their own selfie.

My dog is so incredibly smart that he figured out how to take his own dog selfie and then next he opened up his own Instagram account!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

SGO Dog

Particular members of the BTHS Student Government Organization (SGO) who are extremely loyal to the Tech administration to a fault and would die on a hill defending them regardless of the wrongdoings and mistakes they make.

Joshua: Andrew and Anthony are total SGO dogs!
David: Why do they keep defending bullshit??

by Engineer's Eye December 13, 2020

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.

“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

“I know I only came for the turn dogs”

by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022