Road Trip

A lengthy sexual encounter that might involve multiple positions, oral sex, sex toys, dress-up, etc.

Instead of the usual quickie, how would you like to take a road trip tonight?

by SAgent October 16, 2005

Road Warrior

A Massive Queef or Vaginal Fart That Makes Extremely Loud and Violent Comments. The "Road Warrior" Is Viewed By Many As The Queen of All Queefs. The Road Warrior Is Not To Be Taken Lightly And Is Absolutly Not A Joke!

I Was Sitting On The Subway The Other Day When This Women Let Out An Intense "Road Warrior". I Don't Think I Have Ever Been So Disguisted Or Afraid In My Life. The "Road Warrior" Is No Joke! I Found Out The Hard Way.

by Charley Mooshbag April 04, 2009

Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

by AubCat March 24, 2020

Snowy road

The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.

Jimmy just got back from a rap show, he's sure gone down that snowy road.

by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

Road Ring

A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.

I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.

by BanditBall July 27, 2023

road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 08, 2019